~ FBI's Unknown Bank Robber.

Sat Sep 23, 2006, 1:57 AM

Ok I guess The FBI can be as silly as anyone... So i'm checking out the FBI's most wanted lists, and they're broken into catagories, like Ten Most Wanted, Most Wanted Terrorist (which by the way happen to be all muslim, go figure), Crime Alert, etc... and one of the lists caught my eye, which is the Unknown Bank Robbers, So i click it, and one of the suspects there caught my attention, there were 2 photos of a masked man:

Now begins the funny part, Benath the photos is a description of him that would fit almost half the popluation, such as white male, thin to medium, hair color unkown, 25 to 35 years old (even though i don't know how they guess his age seeing as how he was masked and all), what a description, how's that supposed to help identify this guy? I have no idea. but wait, things get even more vague, check out the issuded Caution (as posted on the website):

An unknown male suspect is being sought in connection with a series of bank robberies which were committed in the Chicago suburbs since 2002. In each of the robberies the suspect entered the banks/credit unions wearing a dark-colored ski mask. In a majority of the bank robberies, he wore a dark-colored hooded jacket and gloves. Once inside a bank, the suspect displayed a black, semiautomatic handgun and ordered the tellers to provide money from their cash drawers. In several of the robberies, the suspect used either a shopping bag or a black shoulder bag to carry the money. The suspect then would exit a bank and would be seen making his getaway on foot. In addition, the weather conditions during the majority of the robberies consisted of either snow or rain.

The FBI is offering a reward of up to $20,000 for information leading to the arrest and conviction of this individual.

Excellent! Man thats some easy cash right there, All we gotta do now is go find a middle aged white male who (6 years ago) wore a ski mask, carried a shopping bag and walked on foot during a rainy/snowy day.

Here is the webpage.

Silly FBI people.

I ~Jansait